Confessions of a libra

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15.05.25

• You now self-identify as a ‘brat’
• You’ve blocked your ex and started shadow work
• You’re thinking twice about weaponised incompetence
• You mentally rate breakdowns on a scale of 1 to Rascal
• You paused mid-stretch feeling suddenly self-conscious
• You’ll never look at vines the same again
• You’ve been talking to trees and elemental spirits
• You’re a man who has decided to start taking cooking seriously
• You’ve said “iron fist in a velvet glove” at least once this week
• You’ve said “Me? Submit to whom and for what?” and felt like a baddie
• You’ve read this blog in the dark, with candles and twinkling lights
• You’ve been arching your back more than normal
• You’ve sent a blog post to your ex for closure
• You’ve sent your partner a post and said, “This is what I’ve been trying to say”
• You can’t stop saying “the controlling sex”
• You’ve realised you’ve always had a crush on; your housemate, your girl bestie (wlw). You’re starting to question the word platonic haha
• You’ve moved from ‘vibes’ to ‘essence’
• You notice the birds a little bit more
• You’ve stopped saying ‘not all men’ because you get it now
• You’ve started fantasising about a man called Noah
• You’ve asked someone if you can touch them, or if they can touch you
• You’ve practiced saying “Let’s get one thing straight, cupcake”
• You’ve asked “do you wanna be my little spoon?” to someone and meant it with your full chest