Choose the answer that makes your body react. Your soul already knows.
Keep track of your letters (A, B, etc.). At the end, we’ll reveal which archetype claims you.
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Scoring Instructions:
Count how many times you chose each letter: A, B, C, D, E, or F.
The letter you chose most reveals which archetype is currently possessing you.
If two letters are tied, congratulations—you’re in sacred flux. The Ledger sees all.
💭 Question 1:
How do you process spiritual content that hits too close to home?
A) I start moaning, journaling, or crying… sometimes all at once.
B) I screenshot it, send it to my crush, and then text them something bratty.
C) I light a candle, pour water for the ancestors, and write a poem.
D) I quote it in my office group chat like a sermon.
E) I immediately check the transits and my synastry with the writer.
F) I reread it twice while buying a candle and reorganising my altar.
✍🏾 Question 2:
Which quote from the blog tattooed itself to your soul?
A) “Your moans are begging me for more.”
B) “You’re going to take exactly what I give you; I do pay you after all,” she was trying to maintain a serious tone and failing, miserably.
C) “Write a letter to your past self. Forgive them for everything they didn’t know yet.”
D) “I’m going to feed you. Bathe you. Then edge you to the brink of oblivion for your indiscretion. You hear me?”
E) “My 12th house energy is picking up on micro-information.”
F) “My ancestors did not fight for freedom, so I could be fighting a man.”
🧠 Question 3:
What role do you play in your romantic/spiritual dynamics?
A) The tender oracle who gets wet from being understood.
B) The bratty sub who wants to be worshipped and punished.
C) The healing well with a memory of every past life.
D) The chaos muse who shows up in silk and PowerPoint.
E) The astrologer in heat who sends moon phase warnings like love letters.
F) The soft sensualist who makes resting look like prophecy.
🐍 Question 4:
What kind of spiritual rebellion turns you on?
A) Moaning during meditation.
B) Putting a collar on someone mid-ritual.
C) Weeping while doing ancestral altar work.
D) Doing your taxes while channeling Aphrodite.
E) Reading someone’s birth chart before replying to their DM.
F) Saying “no” without explaining. And then napping.
🔮 Question 5:
What do you need most right now?
A) To be met in my sensual depth.
B) To be praised like the brat I am.
C) To cry without being fixed.
D) To shapeshift into my next form without guilt.
E) To psychoanalyse my last crush with astrological accuracy.
F) To be held while I rest into softness.
Closing Paragraph:
You’ve just been claimed.
Whether you’re the brat kneeling on your own terms, the oracle who moans in morse code, or the siren writing through ancestral grief—your archetype isn’t just who you are, it’s who you’re becoming.Below, meet the being you’ve been channelling through my blog. Scroll gently—there are mirrors ahead.
🔮 Your Archetype Revealed
🜂 The Sensual Oracle – Mostly A’s
Your sensual tone precedes you. You arouse by simply being.
You feel the cool change before it hits and decode people’s bodily frequencies with uncanny precision. Your moans are mapped to timelines and only reverent hands can unlock your magick. People come to you for clarity—but forget you’re still a body with needs.
You are not for the faint-hearted. You are felt before you’re understood.
Mantra: “My body is prophecy. My pleasure is language.”
🜁 The Devotional Brat – Mostly B’s
You’ll kneel—but only if they deserve it. You’ve got a praise kink and you raise hell in that oh-so-delicious way your partners adore.
You crave power play that makes you laugh and cream. You obey, but only when you’ve raised the stakes and they’ve earned the right. It’s giving babygirl (not gendered), but with sacred standards.
Mantra: “Earn my surrender. Then watch me melt.”
🌊 The Ancestral Siren – Mostly C’s
You’ve turned shadow work into striptease. You write to heal generations. Your tears are offerings. Your body is your temple.
You don’t cry for sympathy, you cry to shift the timeline. Your healing matters more than relational validation. Communion with your guides is constant, casual, and consecrated. You are held by those who walked before you.
Mantra: “My grief is a gateway. My voice carries memory.”
🔥 The Shapeshifting Priestess – Mostly D’s
One day you’re channelling spirit in full regalia. Another day, you’re edging a man into enlightenment. You’re a walking paradox: mystic and CEO, siren and sage, sugar and sermon. You are cosmic, poetic, and borderline impossible to pin down—but everyone still tries. Your power is in your flexibility, your refusal to be one thing.
You are evolution in real time.
Mantra: “I honour all my forms. My magick is all about flux.”
🔭 The Astrological Assassin – Mostly E’s
You’ve left no crush undissected. You keep a library of birth charts on hand like an archivist. You track transits with every eye including your third one. You drop astrology hot takes that leave people in emotional tatters. When you say “It’s giving Venus square Pluto,” someone’s crying by sundown. You love as deeply as you observe.
Mantra: “I study to skies to master the physical.”
🌹 The Joy Architect – Mostly F’s
You’re done earning your rest. You throw pleasure like confetti.
Your joy redesigns every room you enter. The revolution? You’re decorating it. The debbie downers? You’re blocking them. A dark night of the soul? You’ll still buy a $2 cinnamon candle and play your playlist in the bath. You make softness a power stance. Your pleasure is non-negotiable.
Mantra: “Joy is my legacy. My rest is a boundary.”
🔮 Split Results — You’re a Divine Hybrid
Equal A + D: The Erotic Mystic
You blend seduction with spiritual sovereignty. You could deliver a prophecy mid-orgasm and still be on beat. Your altars smell like sandalwood and sin. You channel Spirit and choke men in the same breath.
Equal B + F: The Playful Revolutionary
You’re equal parts chaos and cupcake. You’re soft, funny, and freaky—and your kink is dismantling power structures while being doted on. Pleasure is protest. Praise is fuel. You’re a sugar-coated rebellion.
Equal C + E: The Clairvoyant Analyst
You cry, then cross-reference a natal chart to confirm why. You’re as much a data queen as a dreamer. You’re sacred and petty. You decode emotional undercurrents and call out Saturn returns like missed appointments.
Equal D + F: The Sacred Clown
You shapeshift between goddess and goofball. One moment you’re reciting a channeled invocation, the next you’re twerking in your kitchen to regulate your nervous system. Your rituals include laughter, lube, and lowlights.
Equal A + C: The Oracle of Tenderness
You’re sensual and soft, erotic and empathetic. You cry during sex and moan during therapy. You smell like honey, talk like velvet, and have healed lovers who didn’t deserve you. We thank you for your service.
Confessions of a libra 
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